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"Weiner In The Sky" Pilot Transcript Released

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Queso (netAirspace ATC Tower Chief & Founding Member) 17 May 19, 13:43Post
Putting this in MivAv since involved aircraft was a US Navy EA-18G Growler.

Story at link is complete with requisite photographs. ... hose-n.php

Fair-use excerpt from story, plus it's an actual transcript of a cockpit (pardon the pun) conversation by US Military employees:

"You should totally try to draw a penis," the (pilot's cockpit partner, an electronic warfare office [EWO]) advised.

"I could definitely draw one, that would be easy," the pilot boasted. "I could basically draw a figure eight and turn around and come back. I'm gonna go down, grab some speed and hopefully get out of the contrail layer so they're not connected to each other...."

"Balls are going to be a little lopsided," the pilot advised.

"Balls are complete," he reported moments later. "I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft."

"Which way is the shaft going?" the EWO asked.

"The shaft will go to the left," the pilot answered.

"It's gonna be a wide shaft," the EWO noted.

"I don't wanna make it just like 3 balls," the pilot said.

"Let's do it," the EWO said. "Oh, the head of that penis is going to be thick."

Article in Navy Times, accompanied by extended (pardon the pun) version of transcript in video: ... sky-penis/
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